February 2012
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same OTP.
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Finished Act II
rufiozuko:
Just been wondering who this guy is & why I’ve been reading about him for the last 15 mins.
Then that great ending to the Act, it was pretty cool… Just when I start to follow things, I get lost…
I’m Homestuck again.
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wigginstheawkwardwigglytuff:
irrellephant:
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“Like a mop and a broom no one wants a thankless job”
– Repo man (via breeree)
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u-ok:
makes radical claim like, “school is for CHUMPS.” and ollies out the door
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Dentist: What’s your favorite subject? Me: hkjdhfnmddsh Dentist: That’s nice.
syralthebelligerent:
did you know that the Red Hot Chili Peppers song “Californication” really says
“FIRST BORN UNICORNNNNNNN
HARD CORE SOFT PORNNNNNNNNNNN”
did you know that
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via 1612th)
comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
comic terezi: 1 4M FUNNY SOM3T1M3S 4ND UND3RST4ND 1RONY, MY F4VOR1T3 COLOR 1S R3D, 1 LOV3 JUST1C3, 4ND I FLUSH R3D FOR K4RK4T >:]
fandom terezi: H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3 D4V3 1M 1RON1C OMG R3D K4RKL3S >:] >:? >:[
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If Rick Santorum becomes President I am moving to...
The fact that there are people out there who...